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Please note that your order may be shipped via UPS, FedEx, or USPS depending on various factors.

When you receive your freight shipment:

- You must be present for delivery.

- Make sure someone is available at the specified address during business hours to sign and accept the package.

- Inspect the packaging carefully upon receipt. If there are any signs of damage, please note them clearly on the Bill of Lading before signing.

We cannot process returns or claims without a signature and corresponding notation on the Bill of Lading if you find that your order has been damaged during shipping.

Additionally:

- The freight carriers will typically drop off packages at curbside only. It is up to you or someone authorized by you to unload them.

- If special handling (e.g., lift gate, inside delivery) is required due to the size and weight of your package, please let us know in advance so we can arrange it for an additional fee ($99).

- For shipments requiring a phone number for scheduling, be prepared to provide this information upon placing your order.

- Please note that some products may not qualify for standard shipping options and will require freight delivery instead.

Lastly:

- Orders over $130.00 qualify for free shipping!

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